We are open to suggestions, as clearly this dog has the intention to ruin our lives (dramatic? we don't think so). Anyone know Cesar Millan?
dont let her cuteness fool you |
Now for some more appetizing news:
Cherry (or Strawberry) Shortcake
Ingredients
For biscuits
1 ¾ cups all purpose flour
5 tablespoons sugar
1 tablespoon baking powder
½ teaspoon salt
¼ cup chilled butter, cut into small cubes
1 cup plus 2 tablespoons chilled heavy whipping
cream
1 tablespoon grated orange peel
For berries
If using strawberries:
3 1-pint baskets strawberries, hulled, sliced
1/2 cup plus 3 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons thinly sliced fresh mint
1/2 teaspoon grated orange peel
If
using cherries:
4 cups cherries, pitted and halved
½ cup sugar
1 tablespoon amaretto liquor
3 tablespoons cornstarch
Juice and zest of 1 lemon
2 tablespoons thinly sliced fresh mint
…and cream
1 cup chilled whipping cream
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Preparation
Make biscuits
Preheat oven to 375°F. Line baking sheet
with parchment paper. Blend flour, 4 tablespoons sugar, baking powder, and salt
in processor 5 seconds. Add butter. Using on/off turns, process until mixture
resembles coarse meal. Add 1 cup cream and orange peel. Process just until
moist clumps form. Gather dough into ball; gently knead 5 turns. Roll out dough
on floured surface to 3/4-inch-thick round. Using 3-inch-diameter cutter, cut
out 3 rounds. Gather dough and reroll as needed to make 3 more 3-inch rounds.
Arrange rounds on prepared sheet. Brush with 2 tablespoons cream; sprinkle with
1 tablespoon sugar.
Bake biscuits until pale golden and
tester inserted into center comes out clean, about 20 minutes. Cool 15 minutes.
(Can be made 2 hours ahead.)
Make berries and cream
If using strawberries: combine berries, ½
cup sugar, mint, and orange peel in medium bowl; stir to blend. Let stand at
least 30 minutes and up to 2 hours, stirring occasionally.
If using cherries: combine cherries, ½
cup sugar, 1 tablespoon amaretto, and lemon zest to pot. Heat to medium high
heat and stir occasionally for about 8 minutes, until cherries have released
their juices and somewhat reduced. Whisk in cornstarch and continue to simmer
until thickened, about 4 minutes. Add in lemon juice to taste (may need more or
less, depending on how tart you want it). Allow cherries to cool before adding
in mint and gently stirring to combine.
Combine cream, vanilla, and remaining 3
tablespoons sugar in large bowl. Whisk until soft peaks form.
Cut biscuits horizontally in half. Place
1 biscuit bottom in each of 6 bowls. Top each with berries, then sweetened
whipped cream and biscuit top.
Adapted from Bon Appétit,
July 2001